How do you survive the zombie apocalypse? The answer is to have the best plan. Now in decades past, there have been some excellent plans, such as a visit to the mall (Dawn of the Dead- 1978)- genius in its simplicity. Although that plan no longer holds water with the birth of boutique centered malls and the depressing lack of gun shops. However, one plan stands out as genius in our day and age. The Walking Dead (comic series- not AMC failure) provided me with my own personal zombie escape plan. Initially, I had planned to live in the local Walmart (everything you need in one stop), but I have to agree that a prison is unmistakably brilliant.
What about the prisoners, you say? Well, as Robert Kirkman (writer) posits, our nation is full of bleeding hearts that would release all of those crazed criminals into the general populous in some laughable gesture designed to give them a "fighting chance". So the prisons, fully equipped with food, guns, defensible structures, backup generators to provide hot water, and protected land for planting later down the line, will be free to inhabit!
baring stupidity, one should be able to survive the zombie apocalypse in relative comfort (with occasional trips to walmart).
Anyway- that's the best plan I've found. You got a better one?
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